Friday, February 01, 2008

... first class animal protein ...

The Register found a Pravda article debunking the virtues of vegetarianism. Which is unintentionally funny, and so hard to take too seriously. For example:

Each and every human cell is supposed to be supplied with first class animal protein.

Furthermore, cosmetologists say that a typical vegetarian has dry and fragile hair, dull eyes and unhealthy complexion. They can hardly stand criticism and have a low boiling point. They raise their voice, swing their arms and splutter when arguing. They are weak even in their logic. They exemplify their righteousness with the cow, a herbivorous animal, and say that nature originally made a human being as a vegetarian creature.

The original Pravda link is a little racy. I had never been to the Pravda site, so I had assumed that Pravda was a reputable (so to speak) newspaper, but it looks a lot more like the National Enquirer.

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